Snarky As F*ck: A Sassy, Irreverent Guide for Dealing with People's Bullsh*t by Lawrence Dorfman
Snarky As F*ck: A Sassy, Irreverent Guide for Dealing with People's Bullsh*t
Learn how to become the most glorious a**hole the world has ever seen.
Are you tired of everyone’s bullsh*t? Responding to their dumba** questions? Making boring small talk and offering robotic replies? Can’t take one more monotonous, people-pleasing conversation with a distant family member or a friend’s friend?
If you have no f*cks left to give and want to dish out some serious snark, grab a copy of Snarky as F*ck, the premiere guide to all things sarcastic and sardonic.
Explore topics such as:
- Sex and Romance (Responses to D*ck Pics, Mansplaining, and More)
- Geography (Snarkiest States in the US! Snarky Food Around the World!)
- 21st Century Snark (TikTok challenges, Inspirational Bullsh*t, etc.)
- In the Workplace (Snarky Replies, What You Wish You Could Say in an Interview)
- Family, Friends, and other Influencers (Greeting Cards for Bastards, and Insults for Around the Dinner Table!)
- Movies, Television, and Music (“I’m clapping because it’s finished, not because I like it.”)
- Politics and Government (Presidential Insults and Your New Favorite Game: Match the Scandal!)
- In the News (Florida Man, Karen and Brad, Real Headlines, et al)
Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from masters like Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw, Bill Hicks, Phyllis Diller, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Charles Bukowski, to name a few.
This lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution, but know you’ll come out the other side one snarky motherf*cker, ready to take on the world, one idiot at a time.
- Author: Lawrence Dorfman
- Binding: Paper Over Board
- Pages: 392
- Dimensions: 7.5" x 5.5"
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